Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.