Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.