Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.