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The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.