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Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.