Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.