Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.