Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.