Nothing In The World Can Replace The

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.