Two Things Help To Keep One's Job.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.