Success Is When Your Name Is In

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.