As A Child, A Library Card Takes

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.