In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.