Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.