Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.