Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?