Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.