An Expert Is Someone Called In At

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.