There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.