There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.