There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.