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Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.