It's Not The Hours You Put In

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.