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In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.