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As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?