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If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.