The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

The Sight Of Home Looks Best After You've Traveled Hundreds Of Miles To Get Away From It.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.