The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.