The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.