The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.