The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?