Don't Drive As If You Own The

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.