Don't Drive As If You Own The

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In The Kitchen, And The Family Has To Eat Them.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.