Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

The Reason That So Many Of Us Cannot Save Money Is Because Of Our Friends. They're Always Buying Something We Can't Afford.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.