Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.