We All Know That America Is The

Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

My Life Needs Editing.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.