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Nixon's The Kind Of Guy That If You Were Drowning Fifty Feet Off Shore, He'd Throw You A Thirty Foot Rope. Then Kissinger Would Go On Tv The Next Night And Say That The President Had Met You More Than Half-way.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.