My Life Needs Editing.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

If You Maintain A Consistent Political Position Long Enough, You'll Eventually Be Accused Of Treason.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.