You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

My Life Needs Editing.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.