You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.