You Know Me, I Love Lost Causes.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.