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Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.