If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?