If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.