Bush Is The Face On The Can.

The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.