Bush Is The Face On The Can.

I Took Benzedrine - I Got Clairvoyance. With Benzedrine You Can Have A Very Wide View Of The World, Like You Can Decide The Destiny Of Man And Other Pressing Problems, Such As Which Is The Left Sock?

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!