Bush Is The Face On The Can.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.