When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.