Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.