We Would Have Broken Up Except For

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.