We Would Have Broken Up Except For

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or Bad, Before Auteurs, Film Festivals, And Guys From Usc Who Were The First To Shoot Underwater?