I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

We All Know That America Is The Worst Country In The World, Except For All The Others.