There's So Much Botox Around Now That

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.