Everything I Tell You Is True, But

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

This Matter Of Two Sides To Every Question Is Bad Logic And Bad Practice: Sometimes There Are No Sides; Sometimes There Are A Hundred.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.