Everything I Tell You Is True, But

A Conservative Doesn't Want Anything To Happen For The First Time; A Liberal Feels It Should Happen, But Not Now.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.