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Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

I Took Benzedrine - I Got Clairvoyance. With Benzedrine You Can Have A Very Wide View Of The World, Like You Can Decide The Destiny Of Man And Other Pressing Problems, Such As Which Is The Left Sock?

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.