My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

I'm For Capital Punishment. You've Got To Execute People. How Else Are They Going To Learn?

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!