You Don't Know What You Think Unless

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

Everything I Tell You Is True, But This Is Factual.