You Don't Know What You Think Unless

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.