Television Is Never More False Than When

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

You Haven't Lived Until You've Died In California

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.