People Tell Me There Are A Lot

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas - Except The Drone.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.