People Tell Me There Are A Lot

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How Cruel, How Unfeeling You Have Been Today, Every Time You Take A Breath, You Make A Flower Happy.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.

I Went To Computer Class With My Dell And I Was Bullied By A Guy With A Mac.