People Tell Me There Are A Lot

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like Until I Met Will Rogers.

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.