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Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.