The Man Who Doctors Himself With The

The Trouble With Dieting Is That A Pound Of Will Power Takes Off Only An Ounce Of Weight.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

You Can Always Tell The Golfer Who's Winning: He's The One Who Keeps Telling His Opponent That It's Only A Game.