An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.