It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

The Secret Of Successful Writing Lies In Striking The Right Keys On The Typewriter.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.