A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

You Can't Judge The Ability Of A Doctor By The Amount Of Praise The Undertakers Give Him.