Divorce Is The Price People Play For

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.

A Man Is Known By The Company He Keeps, But A Woman Is Known By The Company She Keeps Waiting.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

If You Want To Be Successful, You Must Either Have A Chance Or Take One.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.