The Diamond Is The Hardest Stone --

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants In The Family, But Who Carries The Credit Cards.