There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Adolescence Begins When Children Stop Asking Questions-because They Know All The Answers.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.