[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

You Can Always Make A Loan At A Bank If You Can Show Sufficient Evidence That You Don't Need It.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

A Man Picks A Wife About The Same Way An Apple Picks A Farmer.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.