[statistics] Fiction In Its Most Uninteresting Form.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.