It's Not The Loss Of Life That

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

It Takes Hundreds Of Nuts To Hold A Car Together, But It Takes Only One Of Them To Scatter It All Over The Highway.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.