It's Not The Loss Of Life That

Admiration: Our Feeling Of Delight That Another Person Resembles Us.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.