After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.

The Most Uncommon Form Of Intelligence Is Common Sense.