After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.