After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.