After Wisdom Comes Wit.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.

Children Grow Out Of Childhood, But Parents Never Grow Out Of Parenthood.

Hindsight Is Good, Foresight Is Better; But Second Sight Is Best Of All.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.