A Wedding Is The Formality A Man

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

A Corporation Has All The Powers And Privileges Of An Individual: All It Lacks Is A Conscience.

A Creature That Never Cries Over Spilt Milk: A Cat.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.