All Things Come To Him Who Waits,

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

A Homosexual Is The Only Man Who Ever Meets A Man He Would Like To Marry If He Were A Woman.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.