All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

The Only Time A Lazy Man Ever Succeeds Is When He Tries To Do Nothing.