All Men Are Born Equal, But Some

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.